buckydameron:

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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everythingfox:

me in the kitchen at 1 am

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politicalsci:

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soft-symbiote:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

oddityball:

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust

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thelnfinitywar:

lord-kitschener:

I just saw some article about how leg makeup is a summer beauty essential, and that’s how I know we’re in hell! Ladies, it’s your duty to #empower yourself by covering your entire fucking body in a sarcophagus made of contoured concealer ($275.50 from sephora) so that the general public doesn’t end up vomiting en Masse and forever shunning you after being forced to witness how unforgivably disgusting, offensive, ugly, and un-instagrammable your uncovered skin is!!!!!

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lesbianrey:

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ally of the year

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classycarolinagirl:

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

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enbee-s:

“are you a boy or a girl”


okay bold of u to assume im not a gremlin right off the bat pal

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

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whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

eponiner:

So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

I’M GOING TO FUCKING ASPHYXIATE 

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michonnegrimes:

@WalkingDead_AMC: Warrior. Leader. Badass. Mother. Michonne. #TWD

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